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Dwight Schrute: It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me. I have been salesman of the month for 13 of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that Corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise

Dwight Schrute: As of this morning, we are completely wireless, here at Schrute Farms. But as soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires, we'll get that power back on

Michael Scott: Alright let me ask you this, tell me if you think this is creative. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one. I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and a had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five-years-old. Couldn't even talk yet.

Dwight Schrute: I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my second life I was also a paper salesman and I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same. Except I could fly.

A few Office Quotes

Michael Scott: Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me, the choice is easy.


Dwight Schrute: Garbage can be very helpful. Okay? He's a useful cat. He killed an entire family of racoons. Look at him.

Michael Scott: Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?

Creed: Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to [holds up passport] Williams Charles Schneider.

Kevin: I kinda know what it's like to be in commericals. My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man.

Open my eyes

Today I share a poem with you :) it was in book of poems that I did not write but I liked it and would like to share it with everyone.

Open my eyes

God, open my eyes

so I may see
And feel Your presence
close to me...
Give me strength
for my stumbling feet

As I battle the crowd
on life's busy street,
And widen the vision
of my unseeing eyes
So in passing faces
I'll recognize
Not just a stranger,
unloved and unknown,
But a friend with a heart
that is much like my own...
Give me preception
to make me aware
That scattered profusely
on life's thoroughfare
Are the best gifts of God
that we daily pass by
As we look at the world
with an unseeing eye.

Raisin's they are alive!

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

Its alive?

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.

The Fluffy Stuff

The other night I was playing on ISketch.net and I got the word CandyFloss... well I had no idea that was the same thing as Cotton Candy! Cotton candy is also known as CandyFloss, Fairy Floss, Old woman's hair, Doll's hair, Papa's beard and few other names...

The most popular color of cotton candy is pink, though any color can be made. (I like Blue )



There is something about Cotton Candy that makes me think of Clouds... and if I was to eat the clouds that is how they would taste... I know its not logicial but a girl can dream right?

Zippy de do da...

Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo kabushikigaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

I checked the first 3 pair of jeans I had and all had YKK lol