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Friday, May 30, 2008

Lots of room or None at all



More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

hey boo boo how about a pinic basket?

Why did God only create one Yogi Bear?

cause when He tried to make a second He made a Boo Boo

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Heavy


The heaviest thing I can carry is a grudge

Monday, May 19, 2008

broken hearted




He heals the brokenhearted And binds up their wounds. psalms 147:3

Friday, May 16, 2008

Chocolate Craving?

Largest Chocolate Igloo - Marco Fanti (italy) and his team of builders used a total of 330 chocolate bricks, and worked for 23 hours, to make a chocolate igloo weighing 6,613lb. (3 ton) in Pergugia, Italy. on October 17, 2006

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Is that your Face?

Of all the things I wear, my expression is the most important.




Monday, May 12, 2008

Fresh and Minty?

What is drawn by everyone without pen or pencil?


Breath

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

You might be having a bad day.....

You might be having a bad day, if:
1] You woke up in a strange place

2] Your new diet doesn't seem to be working

3] You pulled a muscle while trying to exercise

4] Your new hat looked better on you at the store

5] You keep losing things

6] You feel like you're in the wrong place at the wrong time

7] The boss chewed you out at work


8] You got caught in the rain at lunchtime


9] You feel trapped somehow...

10] Traffic on the way home was brutal

11] You think you might be coming down with the flu

12] You're home alone and you hear a noise in the basement

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Broken pinky?

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.